• @[email protected]
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    571 year ago

    MASSIVE Dwarven energy. This image is the closest you’re going to get to seeing a bunch of children of the mountain sitting in their tavern, discussing their metalworking (hobby cars and bikes) and drinking brews that could atomize a human liver with a single sip.

    Anyways I think these guys are cool

      • @[email protected]
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        141 year ago

        I mean at this point with inflation I think that’s just a big Mac on a McDonald’s chip board table.

        • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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          21 year ago

          Yeah, that should probably be a $50 burger. The last time I hung out with guys like that it was $15 though.

          And with all the cattle deaths in Texas because of the fire it’s like $10 of ingredients.

    • The Menemen!
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      41 year ago

      I am on their side. Do what you want, it’s your coffee, you have to like it, but we do what we want, we silently judge.

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    In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in the Greenpoint neighborhood in Brooklyn.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      131 year ago

      They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.

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        They also probably run their own men’s skincare line, with names like “Face Mud” and “Beard Grease” as not to offend anyone’s “masculinity”, but it’s actually very fancy and couture with organic, fair-trade ingredients, produced by hand, on their roof.

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          51 year ago

          They all have names like Jasper or Hamilton and will name their pets Bill Furray or Adolf Kitler.

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        In the best of NYC tradition, they’re all committing benefits fraud by registering each other with the city as dependants so they all collect $5K/month in SNAP and $2K/month in Cash Assistance. Each. Their loft is rent controlled, and the city pays 100% of rent and utilities. They all have free health insurance, paid by the city of New York.

  • Destide
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    171 year ago

    The car park is full of Volvo 740’s Café Racer motorbikes and fixed gear bicycles

    • Altima NEO
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      41 year ago

      Was gonna say, these guys look like my neighbors, my sisters husbands, and co workers.

      These guys look like me…

      Aw fuck!

  • YAMAPIKARIYA
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    Personally I feel like the guy taking the photo and the bald guy might be nice to hang out with based on vibes

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        People have been taking the piss out of other people’s hair since the stone age, what’s weird about it?

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          People have been bashing other people’s heads since the stone age, what’s weird about it?

          I don’t really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say “stop having fun” and I’m taking the piss out of him

    • @[email protected]
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      241 year ago

      Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn’t have to mean something else. It’s not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.

    • @[email protected]
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      I feel very personally attacked

      You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.

    • @[email protected]
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      “Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!”

      See how that’s a braindead take?

    • @[email protected]
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      101 year ago

      If I didn’t have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn’t have hair on the top.

      • @[email protected]
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        I appreciate that you’re able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.

        I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.

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      I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers at least in my area, so I distance myself a bit.

      Personally I think the long beard look is unkempt and a bit of a fad and a bitch to deal with from a functional standpoint; meanwhile it looks like they’re about to fly to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. To each their own though.