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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!

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Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    Only thing I can think of that would actually cause this is that bro is playing video games with butt toys in. We should celebrate that he is exploring the wonderful world off butt stuff but might need to have a conversation about moderation

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      • Elvith Ma'for
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        Have you heard of buttplug.io?

        • Carl
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          Wtf, cult of the lamb and lethal company?

          • @[email protected]
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            Yup and Ultrakill has an officially released mod that integrates with Buttplug.io.

            • Carl
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              But why these games?

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                There’s a lot more that Buttplug.io supports. It’s an entire open source framework that others can build stuff onto to control sex toys. As for why these? Eh why not? Single player games don’t exactly require the consent of other players if you’re getting your rocks off to game controlled sex toys, and multi-player games should only be used if you do actually have consent.

                Specifically for ultrakill’s officially supported mod, that’s just the kind of thing they’d do. They also made body pillow covers of Gabriel and V1 as official merch. And yes they are in those kinds of poses.

                • Carl
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                  My question was more like, why these sfw genre type games? I am just confused as to why.

      • @[email protected]
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        Clench to prone

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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        This could legitimately get me into hardcore gaming…

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Wearing your shoes while sitting cross legged on it would probably do this. In fact, I think that was the explanation on the original tweet.

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m pretty sure this is how

  • @[email protected]
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    46•1 year ago

    JD Vance’s fetish is broader than we knew previously. Gaming Chair BDSM.

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    • @[email protected]
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      32•1 year ago

      His bussy

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      It’s where babies come from.

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      b*tthole

  • @[email protected]
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    Dude farting out chlorine gas or something wtf?
    What do his pants look like???

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      Hydrogen Sulfide can damage concrete, not sure about the chair tho

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      I’m pretty sure in the comment they confirmed it was from sitting cross legged with shoes on.

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        User error. Check.

      • @[email protected]
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        No, anal emissions are the only expansion.

    • @[email protected]
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      Anal leakage, also too much spicy food?

      • @[email protected]
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        Seems probable

  • @[email protected]
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    Only guess is bro doesn’t wipe or shower very well and is constantly doing the itchy-butthole-wiggle in his chair.

  • @[email protected]
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    Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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      Had to scroll way too far for a Lemmiwinks reference, especially on Lemmy.

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    Shitty gaming chairs fall apart like this. There are a lot of shitty gaming chairs. Funny, I got what I thought was a cheap-ass ikea chair and it’s still trucking along just fine.

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      I fucking hate my Milberget chair from Ikea. I was there a few weeks ago checking out chairs and didn’t find a single one that waw comfortible. Which one do you have?

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        Markus. Don’t know if they make them anymore, had it for years.

        Edit: yes, they’re still made, but they’ve been changed a little and are more expensive.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        I can recommend the Corsair TC100.

        At less than 180€ it was way cheaper than my previous one and is so mucb more comfortable.

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          I’ll check that out, thanks!

      • @[email protected]
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        Get one that uses mesh instead of foam.

        • @[email protected]
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          I gave a couple of those a spin. But of course almost any chair feels still somewhat okay to sit in for 5 minutes.

          What’s the deal with them?

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        Funny you should ask…

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    • @[email protected]
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      *Bshole

  • TTH4P
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    He clearly ripped out his skidmark rather than clean it

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    Taco bell claims another chair

    • Ignotum
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      That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔

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    I’ve had cheap fake leather chairs do this because they get wet from my ass and back sweating all over them. But I’d replace them long before they got this fucked up.

  • @[email protected]
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    I hate to say it but your boyfriend is having sex with his chair.

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  • @[email protected]
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    I thought it said “his shole had teeth” and it took me awhile to both notice the B and to really be it was for censorship.

  • @[email protected]
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    his abs-hole is his tummy-button.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      It clearly means Automatic Breaking System hole

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