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Track_Shovel to Lemmy [email protected]English • 8 months ago

Stand your ground

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Stand your ground

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Track_Shovel to Lemmy [email protected]English • 8 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    99•8 months ago

    Five men.

    Six words.

    Two mistakes.

    This summer, they are:

    Scared & Stupid (rated R)

    • fakeaustinfloyd
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      23•8 months ago

      Looks like five mistakes to me. And two spelling errors.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•8 months ago

        Mistakes were made.

        But this summer a champion will come…

        And fix their errors - forever.

        Scared & Stupid 2: Rise of l’Otter

    • @[email protected]
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      1•8 months ago

      Is that the flag of Puerto Rico?

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    57•8 months ago

    Impressive, to be able to have a spelling and a grammar mistake in that sentence.

    • @[email protected]
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      24•8 months ago

      Don’t forget the crimes against fashion.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        15•8 months ago

        Nothing is less threatening then a man in shorts.

        • Sneezycat
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          8•8 months ago

          Than* sorry :)

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            8•8 months ago

            You’re not actually sorry.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•8 months ago

          deleted by creator

          • @[email protected]
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            5•8 months ago

            Mike Tyson is more than a man. He could’ve entered the ring in a frilly pink skirt with a lollipop sticking out of his ass and he would have still been terrifying.

        • atro_city
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          3•8 months ago

          Somebody’s going to make a horror movie based just off of this comment.

  • @[email protected]
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    30•8 months ago

    Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery… although it’s admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•8 months ago

      Another way is to live in Summit County CO, where the USPS just doesn’t have to deliver the mail for whatever reason

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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        6•8 months ago

        It was due to burglaries. Mail delivery has resumed in Summit County.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•8 months ago

          Unfortunately only a couple of neighborhoods are actually serviced, everyone else has to either get a box at the post office (limited availability) or pay $600/yr to get a box at the UPS store, as I do. Price to live in paradise I suppose.

  • @[email protected]
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    24•8 months ago

    The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.

  • @[email protected]
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    22•8 months ago

    Removed by mod

  • AItoothbrush
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    21•8 months ago

    How can you make those mistakes???

    • @[email protected]
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      52•8 months ago

      School bad, gun good

  • @[email protected]
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    18•8 months ago

    Aww, how proud they are, the little green shits. Bless their hearts.

  • @[email protected]
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    16•8 months ago

    Oh, LOOTERS! Took me a minute.

    • @[email protected]
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      17•8 months ago

      will be SHOOT…

      • @[email protected]
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        6•8 months ago

        Yeah. I’m starting to think the misspelling is not deliberate, but ironic - it’s one thing to have guns and a written warning saying you will use them. It’s another to loudly convey that you’re this dumb and also have guns.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•8 months ago

        I at least knew what that part meant.

  • linuxgator
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    13•8 months ago

    That’s grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.

    • masterofn001
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      3•8 months ago

      Or, singular, l’otter is not le afraid.

  • Farid
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    11•8 months ago

    “Survivors will be shoot again”.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•8 months ago

    Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they’re really really good at shooting and they’re going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they’re there.

  • atro_city
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    9•8 months ago

    Lotters? Is this some vernacular I’m unfamiliar with?

    • Bob
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      12•8 months ago

      It says, in fact, LOπERS.

      • atro_city
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        2•8 months ago

        LOPIERS

        • Bob
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          2•8 months ago

          WILL BE SH∞T ON SIGHT

    • Farid
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      9•8 months ago

      They attempted to write “Loiters* will be shot* on sight”.

      • @[email protected]
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        11•8 months ago

        Or “Looters” Or “Lawyers” Or “Losers” Or maybe it really is “L’Otters”. Those radical left rascals causing mayhem and dissection in the workers.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•8 months ago

        Wouldn’t it be loiterers?

        • @[email protected]
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          1•8 months ago

          LotRers.

          Fans of Lord of the Rings.

        • @[email protected]
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          And wouldn’t it be shooted?

        • Farid
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          Yes, but we don’t know if that’s what they wanted to write. But in that case, maybe they also wanted to write “shoot” and not “shot”, so yeah, fair point.

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        • Farid
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          That’s what they tried to write, but to be lexically correct it should be “loiterers”.

  • @[email protected]
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    It says “LO πers”. So anyone who lowers pi to 3 for simplicity deserves to be shot.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•8 months ago

      My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol

  • @[email protected]
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    2•8 months ago

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/child-dragged-underwater-river-otter-201542559.html

    • Carl
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      2•8 months ago

      “human-river otter incident”

  • @[email protected]
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    1•8 months ago

    They are just wacky in khaki.

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