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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 7 months ago

I ORDER you to be QUIET!

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I ORDER you to be QUIET!

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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 7 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    46•7 months ago

    I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said “I wish you would shut the fuck up.” And she responded by biting my knee.

    I was like, “yeah ok, I deserved that one.”

    • flicker
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      My cat loves to answer my questions with a gentle bite on the leg or knee or calf. But in his defense, he only does that if the questions happen while he’s sleeping or doing a social roll.

      If he’s awake, my conversation is answered with SCREAM.

      • @[email protected]
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        8•7 months ago

        Same, cat. Same.

  • @[email protected]
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    28•7 months ago

    Order eh?

    Who does he think he is?

    • @[email protected]
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      13•7 months ago

      He is your king.

      • @[email protected]
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        well i didn’t vote for him

        • @[email protected]
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          13•7 months ago

          Exactly, he’s your king

          • Lem Jukes
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            9•7 months ago

            well ow d’ya know he’s a king then?

          • @[email protected]
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            4•7 months ago

            chop chop

  • @[email protected]
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    24•7 months ago

    “WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!?”

    • @[email protected]
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      You cannot afford normal, the cat probably

  • BarqsHasBite
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    I can’t see “be QUIET” without thinking of Data.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•7 months ago

    While a little blurry, I absolutely love the picture.

    • @[email protected]
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      24•7 months ago

      Something tells me this cat is never still enough to properly photograph.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•7 months ago

    Video. We need video!

  • masterofn001
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    9•7 months ago

    Literally my one cat at exactly 3am every day.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•7 months ago

    What does the cat keep meowing about?

    • Spiffz
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      12•7 months ago

      My cat meows when outside the room I’m in. She acts like she’s lost in the middle of nowhere if she can’t physically see anyone and thereby must repeatedly meow as loud as possible in order to be rescued. Doesn’t matter if she was just on my lap and I haven’t moved. She leaves the room and is suddenly lost. The second I call for her she runs to me following the sound of my voice and then is perfectly quiet, cuddly and all purrs.

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        1•7 months ago

        I wonder when cats typically develop object permanence? If ever.

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      If he’s anything like my cat, anything and everything, sometimes just to announce where he is.

      If he misses bathroom time before bed he goes in front of the bathroom and puts his head up and howls.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•7 months ago

    Do they make that poster with a long hair gray cat?

  • @[email protected]
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    2•7 months ago

    No.

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