Hole’s not big enough. (If I had a nickel.)
Then I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s strange that I found them in my butthole.
I love that one. But I was thinking of this quote
That’s what she said
Don’t steal! You should rent it. And tip OP.
I would but my low, low income as a landlord with only 14 properties makes that impossible.
I wish people would stop treating landlords as a charity case. Why are we always sending public money to landlords? Subsidizing their bills? Giving them easier access into universities and training programmes? Going easy on them when they steal - yes, steal! - ‘essential’ goods like memes!
Landlords should pull themselves up by their bootstraps, work hard, and spend less on avocado toast! Don’t buy what you can’t afford! One day, with enough hard, honest landlording, you might even be able to become a tenant.
Can’t believe tipping landlords was considered even as a meme lol
Sounds overltly American tbh
Actually, it was invented by the British in 1643.
Tipping landlords?
No, memes.
Blimy
*Blimey
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Worst landlord laws I’ve ever seen was in Japan. You have to pay them a welcome fee and a key fee on top of your bond and rent when you sign a lease.
Korea has an interesting system. You pay a single (very large) deposit when you move in, and you get the entire deposit back when you move out. The landlord keeps only the interest on the deposit.
In Canada, there’s a last month deposit that is paid at whatever the rate is when the rental begins but counts at whatever rate the last month ends up at. This is to cancel out the interest the landlord should owe on the deposit.
Hey, at least key fee rhymes
Well it always baffled me, you just sign a lease, put a deposit down and pay the guy a welcome fee and then you don’t get a key until you pay more?
Fucking wild.
Baffling is the right word!
Lmfao.
My landlord’s hardwork: Calling the service repair guy. Making sure the property management company pays him my rent. Paying for a new AC he cheaped out on decades ago.
He has multiple properties. I don’t know if it’s possible to use each one at the same time, if so that’s a wild power, and I would totally not rent them out.
And if the pay is inadequate maybe he should get a job lol
Sounds like your landlord is underpaid tbh
If they’re landlords, the correct term for a tenant is landslave
Landserf would be a more accurate term.
tipping? do Americans tip their fucking landlords too?
…do other countries seriously lack that much respect that they don’t even tip their landlords? my god what a shithole the rest of the world is
Tipping your landlord is essential for a good relationship. Not tipping them is basically wage theft.
how do I report this
Press the crosspost button to repost! And tip your landlord.
I’ve heard of cow tipping. Is landlord tipping the same sort of thing?
But what about landlord tipping?
Idk, it sounds plausible.
but i saw it happen in the barnyard movie
Yeah. By paying the mortgage plus 30% on the property they bought at double a fair market rate just to keep me from buying it for myself.
I love paying double in rent what I would pay for a market-rate mortgage and getting no equity in return.
Thanks landlords!
If it’s that simple, why don’t you just buy somewhere?
It was for me, so I did. Went from paying £375/m rent to £200/m mortgage.
Most people can’t do that without leaving the community they have roots in
Because I don’t qualify for a mortgage for double the fair market rate. That’s why they’re willing to pay so much for the properties. It keeps us from buying them.
Because banks for some reason think that people can’t afford to pay a mortgage that’s less than their current rent.
I love paying double in rent what I would pay for a market-rate mortgage
It’s totally different where I live (in the San Francisco Bay Area)… Renting is cheaper than buying here. A lot of the landlords bought their property a long time ago when it was much cheaper.
It was a 4chan meme to “trigger the lefties”, but turned into a shitpost.
consider me triggered
No we don’t, but they wish we would.
Some landlords that are complete assholes ask, but I doubt you’ll actually see anybody actually do it.
The “inadequate pay” one got me rolling. 😂
Inadequate pay for what exactly? Owning some land and squeezing money from the people who actually take care of it? Fuck landlords!
For all the services they provide us
Thank you, I needed a good laugh today. 😂
I’m glad I could help, upvotes on the left. Or wherever they are. That’s my obligatory tip!
I don’t rent currently, but if I do end up renting out a room, I got the inadequate pay for the house by first delivering pizzas and then manufacturing shit.
Needs many, many more rocks.
Preferably on top of him
Hate speech against a minority
It probably doesn’t apply to many people posting here or in general, but if you became a landlord how did your view of tenants change?
not a landlord, I hate landlords, but I do have room mates and this shit sucks. none of them seem to have any understanding that if food.is kept in the fridge too long it will mold, or that putting a bowl in the dishwasher facing the door won’t clean it. its like living with a bunch of 10 year olds figuring out how to do chores for the first time
I fucking hated having roommates. Our house had two kitchens and you’d think that would solve a lot of the issues… Nope. Cat litter box. Garage. Shared backyard. Everything that could be mistreated, or used improperly, was.
My wife and I own three homes, each purchased below our means so we could invest time and money into renovations while living in them. One is currently rented, and we’re working on the second, with plans to have it rented by next summer.
Balancing full-time jobs with these projects demands a lot of our time and resources, but I take pride in the work we put into each home. I treat my rental properties with the same care and quality as my own home—because they were my homes.
I also expect my tenants to treat the house with the same respect I do.
I’ve had to rent out rooms and the basement of my home as a “landlord” and I lowered the rent on people in stead of raising it because they were giving me enough to cover part of my mortgage. It still felt shitty and exploitative to do. Especially if something broke and they had to wait to say, use the toilet.
I’d never want to do that again if possible. Also my “tenants” were not people or friends I knew beforehand. I just tried not to be a piece of shit about it.
When I see “real estate experts” gouging people to buy more real estate and bragging on social media about it - I do think they are, in fact, fucking parasites on people that do actually contribute to society. It doesn’t have to be this way. Housing should not be a commodity.
Son of a landlord, we set our rent lower than market price and generally get university students
Tenants can be anything, some just pick to rent because it’s just a temporary place to stay and we don’t have as bad a problem as America does
Our worst renter was a business owner that did not pay rent for their business location for 4 months before disappearing
My father never evicted anyone, though A university student we once had was paying 77% less than the market before leaving after his study ended (3000 Vs 13000)
if it was good enough for jesus, it’s good enough for me
