• Xanthrax
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      You think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark? It’s up for a reason.

      • @[email protected]
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        If it’s up, you don’t even need to touch it, just sit… Also, clean your toilet. Don’t be proud of being a slob.

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      And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja

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    Fool. It doesn’t make a sound because you’re obviously still asleeping, and just peeing in your dream. But no worries, the familiar warm sensation will wake you up soon enough.

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      I’ve had so many vivid pissing dreams, but never actually pissed the bed (at least not since toddlerhood).

      I still wake up in a panic assuming I did though. It’s a weird sensation, you get relief in the dream cause you finally peed, but then you realize you’re in bed and wake up in a panic, then relief again when it’s dry.

  • @[email protected]
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    51 month ago

    Adding a small red light by the toilet might remedy this. You get to aim properly and it might not mess with your ability to go back to sleep.