“I have 88 WHITE POWER extension cords in my garage.”

I love Hawkins Cheesies.

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

Yeah, and programs with means-testing are a lot easier to kill politically.

It’ll come out a year or two after the AI craze crashes!

Holy crap! When he said “AI mouse” I thought it was a joke. I mean it is, but, like, I thought it was an amusing fictional story.

“Tragedy at the air show today…”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.

Wow, I can’t believe it’s been done!

The minigun would work for any police helicopters too!

That’s right! My mom does think I’m special!

Do it with Temple of Doom! I want to see the pope yelling some Latin gibberish and trying to rip indigenous Indy’s heart out of his chest.

That’s amazing!

I knew a Jennifer who used “Niffer” as a nickname!

I was thinking it would be better if you could use the tool to disable windows features.

That gif is kind of disturbing to me. It doesn’t really seem like they’re having fun.

Hahaha, I’ve never heard of any of these bands, I guess I should feel old.