I have some concerns.

They sell for about $1.50 on Ali Express. It’s hilarious.

Kind of crazy that I can get a large pizza and a 2 liter from Pizza Hut for the cost of a single meal at Jack in the Box.

According to economic theory, “when price exceeds value.”

Is that an Atari 400 or 800?

Nobody understands Finnegan’s Wake.

This is an adhesion contract (no counteroffer or ability to negotiate terms, and it was made unilaterally) and probably will not stand up to a challenge in court. Of course, someone would actually have to sue / afford to sue. https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/adhesion_contract_(contract_of_adhesion)

Fnord