@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 year agoShut the hell uplemmy.worldimagemessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up1903arrow-down150
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minus-squarePrettyFlyForAFatGuylinkfedilink23•1 year agoMy dads Merc says “please” when it’s giving you directions. winds me up to no end. i want the instructions to be as low bandwidth as possible.
minus-square@jcgAlink10•1 year agoAt least let me power trip you damn computer. “Take the next right” “Take the next right WHAT?” “Take the next right please, sir”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoTHE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUT OF YOUR FILTHY ROBOT MOUTH WILL BE “SIR.”
My dads Merc says “please” when it’s giving you directions.
winds me up to no end.
i want the instructions to be as low bandwidth as possible.
At least let me power trip you damn computer.
“Take the next right”
“Take the next right WHAT?”
“Take the next right please, sir”
THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUT OF YOUR FILTHY ROBOT MOUTH WILL BE “SIR.”