@Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-square278fedilinkarrow-up1132arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1116arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect@Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square278fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@utopia_dig@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish49•2 years agoThe ability to stop pooping for three days.
minus-square@Crabhands@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish16•2 years agoEach day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
minus-square@AlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish15•2 years agoYou have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
minus-square@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoOr just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
minus-square@Gazumbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 years agoBut when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede