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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agooh. I guess I need to read the terms of service a bit closer.
With the Premium Afterhours service you get ad-free but also handjobs from a YouTube intern in the broom closet. $15.99 per month no contract, cancel anytime.
Have to admit that’s a good deal.
Yeah… if I get to choose the sex of the intern?
Ehh, as long as they look the part. Wigs are cheap
Lol, good answer 😂. Choosers masturbate by themselves 😂.
And they can also choose left or right!
oh. I guess I need to read the terms of service a bit closer.