MakerThe11 to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish • 1 year agoAnd that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.youtu.beexternal-linkmessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1204arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1188arrow-down1external-linkAnd that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.youtu.beMakerThe11 to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square52fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarefroggerslinkfedilinkEnglish23•1 year agoThey have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
minus-squareDebatableRaccoonlinkfedilinkEnglish9•1 year agoNot to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•edit-21 year agoMy chimney has never been swept Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney. You decide
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•1 year agoAnd that’s why you need punctuation kids.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoI do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoUnless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
minus-squareCaptain AggravatedlinkfedilinkEnglish14•1 year agoI emphatically would NOT download a child.
minus-squareKarlos_Cantanalinkfedilink6•1 year agoAnd if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It’s a no win scenario.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoCause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.
Why would I pirate kids?
I prefer to pirate adults
Lenny pirate your butt
Gimme yur booty
I mean treasure ya know
you wouldn’t download a child
Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.
They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
My chimney has never been swept
Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.
You decide
And that’s why you need punctuation kids.
I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
I emphatically would NOT download a child.
Can’t even give them away
And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It’s a no win scenario.
Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.