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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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    45•2 years ago

    When I started in support 15 years ago my boss said: “First you solve the person, then you solve the problem”.

    He was a good dude.

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      26•2 years ago

      What would you recommend for solving people? Does a household base like NaOH suffice?

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        15•2 years ago

        Solving, not dissolving.

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          16•2 years ago

          Customers typically stop complaining once in aqueous form.

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            3•2 years ago

            What about in soap form?

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          5•2 years ago

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