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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    That doesn’t apply to the comment you replied to.

    • Cosmic Cleric
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      2 years ago

      Yes, it does…

      But you will see the event happen though.

      Not with a binary search.

      Yes you will.

      • @[email protected]
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        If the event lasts only a moment and leaves no visual cue (e.g. an assault).

        How?

        • Cosmic Cleric
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          -12•2 years ago

          Yes.

          • @[email protected]
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            6•2 years ago

            Yes to what?

            • Cosmic Cleric
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              Exactly.

              • @[email protected]
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                7•2 years ago

                Better luck next time!

                • Cosmic Cleric
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                  -13•2 years ago

                  Time does not need luck.

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