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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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    62•2 years ago

    It would have taken 5 minutes at most

    • @[email protected]
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      18•2 years ago

      My Graphics card/ssd wouldn’t be able to handle the skipping of such big files

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      11•2 years ago

      Yeah, even if it was from the beginning of dawn. No need to check out tape before the guy parked his bike.

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      9•2 years ago

      But thats 5 minutes of killin’ time they’ll never get back

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      1•2 years ago

      On my site’s security nvr, it takes five minutes just to convince it that you want to search a particular camera

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