• Transporter Room 3
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    661 year ago

    “Today we’re gonna make an entire dream house for only $0.17. So to start with, let’s go outside and see what we can find just laying around.”

    grabs $47,000metal detector, hops in a $60k 4x4 with clear product placement labels in every shot, two minutes of time-lapse of someone wandering around aimlessly while apparently looking for things

    “Alright so we found a couple old glass bottles that can be washed out and made into a rustic display piece, and if you follow me over here you’ll never guess what I found. That’s right, its 147 acres of forested land with a 6 bedroom, 2.5 floor cabin and small pond, all with blank ownership forms! And with just a couple million graciously donated by my parents, we have all we need!”

    " this just goes to show all you need to do to accomplish your dreams is get your hands dirty and do a little hard work."

    filler for ad revenue

    " Anyway thanks for watching, this episode was sponsored by that game company you hate and can never escape ads for! "

    • @jcgA
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      61 year ago

      2.5 floors? Is that how they describe lofts or something?

      • Captain Aggravated
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        41 year ago

        I live in a hilly area; here a 1.5 floor dwelling is built into a hillside and basically has two floors on one end and one floor on the other end.