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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink19•1 year agookay but what if I’m only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•1 year agoPlease arrange a professional clean prior to vacating or we will arrange our own and the cost will be forwarded to you. Thanks.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agoBut I’m not vacating my cozy nook after I die. Do you still require tenants to pay rent when dead?
minus-squareFlying SquidMlinkfedilink8•1 year agoYes. Plus security deposit. We’re going to need to hire security for the crowd that will gather outside when we pull out your corpse.
minus-squareSippy Cuplinkfedilink3•1 year agoUmmm… They never pulled him out. He’s still in there buried in concrete.
okay but what if I’m only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?
Please arrange a professional clean prior to vacating or we will arrange our own and the cost will be forwarded to you. Thanks.
But I’m not vacating my cozy nook after I die. Do you still require tenants to pay rent when dead?
Yes. Plus security deposit. We’re going to need to hire security for the crowd that will gather outside when we pull out your corpse.
Ummm…
They never pulled him out. He’s still in there buried in concrete.
Believe it or not, he also never paid rent.
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