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Gollum to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago

Me after I got fired

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Gollum to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago
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    17•1 year ago

    Decades ago I had to debug a random crash. It only happened on Wednesdays. On Wednesdays in September. On Wednesdays in September after the 10th…

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      10•1 year ago

      only when your coordinates were within a train depot in Poland?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrlrbfGZo2k

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      5•1 year ago

      I kinda want to hear more of this story… care to share the details? i.e. what was the root cause?

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        17•1 year ago

        It was pure c code that was used to print reports, and included the date in a header. Whoever wrote it miscalculated the size of the buffer for the header by one byte. When the date was the longest month & day spelled out plus a two digit day of the month then it would overflow the buffer, resulting in the program crashing.

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          6•1 year ago

          That’s very funny.

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        2•1 year ago

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