For example:

  • When you open a fresh jar of peanut butter do you only work through one side until it is completely empty then start on the other side?

  • Or when you get those shallow tubs of hummus does it have to make it back home undisturbed? Then one of the baggers at the grocery store shoves it sideways into the bag completely ruining the symmetry.

  • @[email protected]
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    2410 months ago

    How good pickles are is inversely proportional to how whole they are.

    • Whole pickles: blegh
    • Pickle wedges: no thanks
    • Pickle strips: on a sandwich, sure
    • Pickle chips: yum, on a sandwich or alone
    • Diced pickles: oh yeah, please
    • Pickle relish: hell yeah!
          • rhsJack
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            410 months ago

            “Mooooommmm, Dad’s nose is bleeding again!” “What did he do this time?” “Remember when he snorted a line of 21 Seasonings spices on a dare? Well…”

        • Destroyer of Worlds 3000
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          310 months ago

          I know how to do this.

          take relish (sweet or dill) and blend smooth. add pickle juice until runny. blend again. put about a 1/4 cup into an empty Soda Stream and pump it up like triple the normal amount. quickly cap and shake the hell out of it. uncap and suck the vapor out with a straw.

          -I am a stranger from the internet and would never do this myself

        • Caveman
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          210 months ago

          You haven’t had pickles until you’ve freebased them

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      1110 months ago

      I have this but in reverse (and less extreme). I can eat a good pickle relish, but it doesn’t do much for me. Then, the delish goes up as we approach the whole pickle. The whole pickle is sour and crunchy. Perfection!