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LinearArray to Programmer [email protected]English • 2 years ago

My wife was unimpressed by Vim

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My wife was unimpressed by Vim

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LinearArray to Programmer [email protected]English • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    34•2 years ago

    Divorce.

    • @[email protected]
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      27•2 years ago

      He tried, but he doesn’t know how to exit.

    • kamen
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      20•2 years ago

      Vidorce.

      • Dempf
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        17•2 years ago

        :q!

        • @[email protected]
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          9•2 years ago

          Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!

          • Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼
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            2•2 years ago

            Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you’ll be fine

            • @[email protected]
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              2•2 years ago

              Hmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.

              • Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼
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                2•2 years ago

                But once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!

    • RiQuY
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      5•2 years ago

      Vimorce

    • DefederateLemmyMl
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      1•2 years ago

      :n!

    • @[email protected]
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      2 years ago

      To divorce their imaginary wife, they would need to go to a mental health clinic, which means going outside; and might EVEN, dare I say, TOUCH GRASS!

      Redditors don’t do that.

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        4•2 years ago
        $ touch grass
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        Now what?

        Redditors something something

        I think you might be lost.

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          1•2 years ago

          I think you might be lost.

          Isn’t the original post a reddit screenshot?

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