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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 2 years ago

Some of my iterations are delightfully recursive

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Some of my iterations are delightfully recursive

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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 2 years ago
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    Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.

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      As long as you do it without side effects…

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            total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]
        
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        Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!

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          Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.

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        Writer monads am I right? 😅

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      I must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]

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        I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.

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        Well, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking…

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      Haven’t used a loop in almost a decade! It’s a nice life 😎

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      Hell yeah! Groovy programmer here, mapping closures over lists of objects.

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      StackOverflow!

      How do I fix this?

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