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minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlinkfedilink24•10 months agoJust because he’s God doesn’t mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He’s not that omnipotent.
minus-square@aeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•10 months agoMale-pattern baldness existed prior to the creation or the Heavens and the Earth.
minus-square@dingus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoFor whatever reason in like medieval paintings or whatever, they used to draw baby Jesus as like an old man
With the hairline of a 48-year old.
Just because he’s God doesn’t mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He’s not that omnipotent.
Male-pattern baldness existed prior to the creation or the Heavens and the Earth.
For whatever reason in like medieval paintings or whatever, they used to draw baby Jesus as like an old man