halubilo.social
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
alphacyberranger
cake
to Programmer [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Let me pull this out of my ass

sh.itjust.works

message-square
51
fedilink
817

Let me pull this out of my ass

sh.itjust.works

alphacyberranger
cake
to Programmer [email protected]English • 1 year ago
message-square
51
fedilink
  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    59•1 year ago

    I don’t think that’s how the where clause works

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      76•1 year ago

      The original didn’t have the where clause. Post by Seth Rosen on X/Twitter: Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      24•1 year ago

      Yeah, that’s more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM

      • Victor
        link
        fedilink
        19•1 year ago

        There’s a WHOM keyword in SQL?

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          22•1 year ago

          Hopefully they’ll one day allow WHENCE as an alias of FROM

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        15•1 year ago

        I’m still waiting for the WHY clause

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      7•1 year ago

      Just chuck an =1 at the end, bam

Programmer [email protected]

[email protected]

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
  • 228 users / day
  • 664 users / week
  • 3.28K users / month
  • 8.32K users / 6 months
  • 38.1K subscribers
  • 1.84K Posts
  • 38.9K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • @[email protected]
  • @[email protected]
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org