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Jeena to Programmer [email protected]English • 1 year ago

1 hour in Java

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Jeena to Programmer [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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    26•1 year ago

    Java feels like McDonald’s and python feels like a grocery store.

    Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don’t think they’re qualified to administer.

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      65•1 year ago

      I don’t understand any of these analogies at all

      • Sas [she/her]
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        5•1 year ago

        Me neither but now I’m interested in Femboi-Hooters 👀

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      15•1 year ago

      Oddly specific

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      7•1 year ago

      C is a makeshift kitchen deep in the Lacandon Jungle. If you burn your food, you start a forest fire and die.

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