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Like A Duck to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers

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finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers

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Like A Duck to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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    70•2 years ago

    Program in assembly, 40 columns is plenty. You just need an awful lot of rows.

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      35•2 years ago

      Same monitor, just rotate it.

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        If you don’t use a vertical monitor I don’t consider you a real programmer.

        • interolivary
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          37•2 years ago

          Joke’s on you: I don’t consider myself a real programmer either

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      15•2 years ago

      We need the same monitor, vertically!

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        4•2 years ago

        The Samsung 55" Oddity in ‘cockpit’ mode has you covered.

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          Samsung 55" Odyssey in cockpit mode.

          Oh god, that is awful.

          I want one.

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        2•2 years ago

        Just think of that hurt my neck. Imagine have to constantly look upward.

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          Removed by mod

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            3•2 years ago

            Clever, at that point, I guess there better be a coding mode in a VR headset that I can have as many desktop/monitor as I want.

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            1•2 years ago

            One problem solved. Three problems created. SOP.

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      3•2 years ago

      As someone that first learned to program in 8008 machine code, you aren’t really wrong, but formatting is and always will be for the weak.

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