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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 7 months ago

Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

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Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

@[email protected] to [email protected] • 7 months ago
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    Pull through parking. You know, where there are two spaces so you drive through one into the next so you can pull out of the one you park in without having to back up? I got told that was for “girls and gays”.

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      If pulling forward into an empty parking space in front of your car is gay, then I guess you’d better start calling me Elton John. What the actual fuck?

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          5•7 months ago

          Elton John - Rocket Man (Official Music Video)

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      Not sure if related, but my wife once told me it was hot watching me put my arm behind her passenger seat, look back and reverse out of a car space.

      Now I need to know… are reverse cameras also for girls and gays?

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        16•7 months ago

        Along those same lines, aren’t backup cameras becoming standard in vehicles?

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          They’ve been mandatory on all new vehicles since 2018

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            They’re puttin’ cameras in the cars to turn the friggin’ trucks gay! (/s for those who don’t know the reference)

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      39•7 months ago

      That really clashes with the reality of how truck bros actually park. Or does it…?

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        38•7 months ago

        Truck bros park in the dead center of 4 spots.

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          4•7 months ago

          Yeah, sorry, that was me today. Weird day. I’d back up 4 times and still not be able to see the lines.

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            17•7 months ago

            Get a smaller truck, jfc. What if the lines were children?

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              2•7 months ago

              Lying on the ground in a parking lot? That would be weird, but maybe they could have called out directions to help me get into a parking space.

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                It’s the same car regardless of location. If you can’t see the parking lines then extrapolate, idiot.

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      3•7 months ago

      Real men know that there is a greater tactical advantage to backing out of a parking spot instead of pulling out.

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