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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

Asking the real questions

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Asking the real questions

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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    224•2 years ago

    “We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return.”

    You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

    • anuwubis
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      2 years ago

      someone tried that with their license plate, it turned out well: https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/

      edit: archive link

      • brvslvrnst
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        I just realized that the shitty software on the other side of the divide is casting null to ”null", which absolutely explains that issue. What a cluster

        • Ephera
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          Yeah, I love to rag on languages with weak typing, because of the potential for a bug, but seeing it play out in reality, directly with user input, that’s certainly something else.

        • @[email protected]
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          19•2 years ago

          shudders in NodeJS

      • @[email protected]
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        He is being too nice. He needs to get a lawyer and sue that shitty company for harassment and whatever else.

        ETA: The US isn’t overly litigious. We are under litigious if anything.

        • Tlaloc_Temporal
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          10•2 years ago

          Large corporations are overly litigious. Individuals can’t afford to be litigious enough.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        Yeah, this is his daughter

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        they should have just used rust smh

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Oh no, it gets worse:

        Prank or not, Tartaro was playing with fire by going with NULL in the first place. “He had it coming,” says Christopher Null, a journalist who has written previously for WIRED about the challenges his last name presents. “All you ever get is errors and crashes and headaches.”

        Archive link: https://archive.ph/o/Foe1r/https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago
      Ca\r\rie
      
    • @[email protected]
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