You have absolutely nothing
<?php
well hello there again
?>
to worry about. If PHP existed
we would have sophisticated
<?php
I trust that life has
been treating you well?
?>
methods of detecting it, and
it would pose literally no
<?php
Don't open the door. It's me.
?>
threat to anyone.
Kotlin user spotted
(run { [email protected]?.apply { this.value === true } } == true) ?: if (([email protected] as? Boolean) != true) false else true
php too
…but we don’t talk about php
php doesn’t exist, php can’t hurt you
aah my favorite template engine, I have seen it so long ago
Oh unfortunately these imaginary pains are those which hurt every day
Nobody’s assuming Groovy these days then 😂
I’ve been working in Jenkins pipeline for a while now.
Why the fuck is Groovy?
Well Grails didn’t stick around for long, but Gradle was only available with Groovy for many years before they added Kotlin support.