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    153 months ago

    My partner makes me open these when we get them. They’re so afraid to do it, it’s like a jump scare every time.

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      3 months ago

      Ditch the spoon. There’s a reason they’re called whomp biscuits. Whomp the side of the tube hard against the edge of the counter, with enough force to dispel all fear. It makes the pop feel right, expected, not scary. And the tiny violence gives a feeling of dominance.