• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedEnglish
      2•2 months ago

      Step 1: Pick up cat and keep holding them.

      Step 2: They get overstimulated and leave you alone? (your experience might vary)

      • ShimitarEnglish
        4•2 months ago

        Actually…

        1 the cat bring live mouse and forget about him/her

        2 the cat ask for food or general attention (at 3am)

        3 the cat wakes the dogs

        4 the dogs wake me

        5 I shout and send them all to sleep again

        6 the mouse pops up and wake me again

        7 I give up

      • @[email protected]English
        2•2 months ago

        step 1: can’t find cat

        step 2: get up, find cat

        step 3: play with cat

        step 4: cat goes to sleep

        step 5: now i’m wired, i can’t sleep

        step 6: nyquil