@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected]English • 27 days agoGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1729arrow-down115
arrow-up1714arrow-down1imageGet ya every timesh.itjust.works@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected]English • 27 days agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink25•27 days agoWell yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•26 days agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•26 days agoThird - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•26 days agoIf we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.
Well yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
If we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.