So I learned that if a MicroSD card gets snapped in half, its unrecoverable.
Okay, so suppose you were in war, and enemy soldiers were about to raid you. You just snap the cards in half and the data is un-recoverable, right?
So I learned that if a MicroSD card gets snapped in half, its unrecoverable.
Okay, so suppose you were in war, and enemy soldiers were about to raid you. You just snap the cards in half and the data is un-recoverable, right?
Smash it with a hammer for a minute or two, then microwave the chunks.
That’ll probably do the trick.
Alternatively, smash it, eat it, shit it out later at not where you live.
Bonus points for shitting it out in multiple places also.
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I dunno how you’d be able to actually accomplish that.
You could poo in multiple places over the course of a few days… but chances are the actual remnants of the sd card would come out in the same poo.
ok, here:
put it in a blender, and then put the resultant powder in a pepper shaker that’s about 1/4 full. Use it normally to heavily for various meals until fully consumed in order to have maximal sd/poop dispersion.
Damnit.
Yeah, ok, that would work.
Congratulations, you have invented a new spice, made of mostly microplastics and a dash of metals, a few of which can bioaccumulate and cause organ / nervous system disruption.
Stick it between the prong of an electric plug, then plug into an outlet. Instafried