• @[email protected]
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        84 days ago

        They gave him a plastic knife! “it was the best most beautiful plastic knife. They say there is no other plastic knife like it! I could shive you no problem.”

        • Malgas
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          53 days ago

          I mean, if I went 'round saying I was “Usher of the Black Rod” just because some geezer had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d lock me away!

      • Kichae
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        124 days ago

        Yeah! We should all be handing out swords in these uncertain times!