• @[email protected]
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    1211 days ago

    They should make a device that removes the need for waffle stomping. Like, maybe a separate fixture without a grille and with an aperture large enough to allow the solid loaf to pass straight through. Maybe integrate some kind of support to allow the user to comfortably assume and hold a squatting position. Oh, and a cleaning feature to wash the contents away.

    • @[email protected]
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      611 days ago

      Away with your snowflake wokery. Your dad waffle stomped. Your grandfather waffle stomped. What makes you so special??

    • Lemminary
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      311 days ago

      What is this fever dream nonsense, man. Get with the program, get stompin’!

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      311 days ago

      They could even put a little shower inside that seperate fixture to wash away stubborn contents that refuse to evacuate from the host.