Amilo159 to [email protected] • 2 years agoSeizing 299 kilo of drugslemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1imageSeizing 299 kilo of drugslemmy.worldAmilo159 to [email protected] • 2 years agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink80•2 years agoHey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink55•2 years agoThis court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink50•2 years agoRecourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink45•2 years agoWe found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink20•edit-22 years agoThis bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What’s the seasoning ?
minus-squarepancakeslinkfedilinkEnglish11•2 years agoIt’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•2 years agoWe have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•2 years agowipes white powder from my nose… “Excuse me…”
minus-squareElPussyKangaroolinkfedilink7•2 years agoThis chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I’m so glad Lemmy got you guys.
Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
Gotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.
This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.
This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What’s the seasoning ?
It’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
Bear salt, obviously.
We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
wipes white powder from my nose…
“Excuse me…”
This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I’m so glad Lemmy got you guys.
I swear, I saw a video on this…
Hey… I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!