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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 3 years ago

Earth-shatering vibrations

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Earth-shatering vibrations

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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 3 years ago
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    270•3 years ago

    Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

    Yamaha: I got you

    Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

    Yamaha: I gotchu there too

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      91•3 years ago

      Me: I want to play games until I get fat

      Konami: yo, there you go

      Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym

      Konami: I’m way ahead of you

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        Up up down down left right left right B A

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        7•3 years ago

        Bally: What if we offered the same thing, but also with casinos and crappy sports channels?

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          4•3 years ago

          you can lose weight AND money in the same day, what a deal! /s

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      41•3 years ago

      Me: I will also need a motor for my boat

      Yamaha: anything else?

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        11•3 years ago

        Me: An ATV for the beach, a Snow Mobile for the winter and a Jet-Ski just because they’re fun.

        Yamaha: Of course!

        Me: Oh, and you wouldn’t know where I could find a DVD player?

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      32•3 years ago

      I love how these logos often still reflect the initial small scale business, a Yamaha motorbike still features a trio of tuning forks for music. A Mitsubishi… anything… has the three propellor blades of a Zero fighter plane. I made that second one up but apparently it’s three Oak Leaves or Water Caltrops, a simple and enduring symbol.

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        19•3 years ago

        Mitsubishi literally means “three diamonds”

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        11•3 years ago

        I was going to point out the BMW Propeller but apparently it’s a myth from 1929 and now my day is ruined.

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          8•3 years ago

          Well, at least we are partners in 20th century logo disappointment.

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          They did make engines for planes though right? bavarian motor works.

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            Yeah but that’s not the origin of the logo, which is just the stylized coat of arms of Bavaria. Then in 1929, 12 years after creating the logo, they ran an add that showed it over a propeller, and never really did anything to dispel the myth that that is the origin of the logo, since it’s a much better story than “IDK we’re bavarian I suppose”.

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              2•3 years ago

              Plot twist: Mitsubishi is secretly controlled by the Bavarians

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      9•3 years ago

      I saw a Samsung excavator the other day

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        8•3 years ago

        Samsung also makes military vehicles.

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          5•3 years ago

          And they built the Burj Khalifa!

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        5•3 years ago

        Samsung excavator = Volvo excavator. Samsung is just relabeling the Volvos.

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      6•3 years ago

      You forgot digital mixer, SMT assembly systems and gas generators

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      ITT: people who are surprised large manufacturers manufacture lots of things.

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      1•11 months ago

      Don’t forget the jet ski saxophone and clarinet recital. Then there’s the Lexus LFA

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      1•3 years ago

      They also do the vocals! Smh how could you forget Hatsune Miku?

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