• @[email protected]
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    991 year ago

    Boss gets paid a dollar, I get paid a dime, that’s why I [printscreen and walk to the printer instead of copy/pasting code] on company time.

  • @[email protected]
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    I thought the person in the picture was reading code on a tablet device, and was wondering what is wrong with the picture. :D

    Why is the code printed in dark mode!?!

  • Rikudou_Sage
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    You gotta love stock photos. My favourite is the one where the code is projected across the room and the developer’s face.

  • @[email protected]
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    551 year ago

    and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don’t want anyone who sees it to think you’re weird

  • Drew Belloc
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    331 year ago

    This remind me of the “Print your most salient lines of code and bring to me”

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    Damn, he is like Elon Musk my university lecturer who asks us to hand in homework with code printed out

  • @[email protected]
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    201 year ago

    Me searching for a graphic design job…

    "1. Knowledge and fluency of front end and backend we design is a must

    1. You will be in charge of maintaining our website.
    2. You will cream social media posts and create videos as needed by the sales team)
    3. Complete understanding of PowerPoint. Create sales PowerPoints daily of whatever the sales team needs. Including all copy."
    • Domille
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      this is why I quit graphic design. I was a freelancer for 14 years and finally got sick of it. Not only that, the pay is shit now too. Back in 2007 I got a job offer for $75/hr… granted that was in NYC… but now, you’ll be lucky if you find anything for $30/hr, NYC or not.

  • Digital Mark
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    Back in the day, even in this century, printing out code in good text formatting on plain paper’s not a bad way to work with some problems; you can spread out many pages on a table instead of one screenful at a time, make planned edits in paper or pen, then do them. It doesn’t suit half-assed “coding” by hitting code completion and “next” in a wizard, but some of us still remember how to program.

    But then marketing hears about this and this meme is the best they can come up with.

    I suspect it’s like Nigerian scammers being blatant about how dumb their scam is, to weed out the smart targets. “simplilearn” is obviously not for people who read manuals, you know?