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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

The Season of Warmth and Hope

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The Season of Warmth and Hope

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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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  • disposabletentacle
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    150•1 year ago

    I can’t believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I’m legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

    • Jaytreeman
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      55•1 year ago

      It’s an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.

    • @[email protected]
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      26•1 year ago

      Poe’s law in action

    • @[email protected]
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      deleted by creator

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        It’s a satire account

  • Little Trans Punk
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    85•1 year ago

    They can find their tip in the field where I grow my fucks

    • @[email protected]
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      11•1 year ago

      How goes this years harvest?

      • robzombie91
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        16•1 year ago

        My fucking yields have been low this year. I have very little to give.

      • SaltyIceteaMaker
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        3•1 year ago

        Worse than last year. Seems to be a trend that the yield gets worse by the year

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      It’ll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren

      • Little Trans Punk
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        1•1 year ago

        Bold of you to assume that there will be a tip amongst my non-existent fucks

  • @[email protected]
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    67•1 year ago

    It’s a parody account you guys…

    Brilliant satire, but Poe’s Law seems to be in full effect.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      phew

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.

  • @[email protected]
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    61•1 year ago

    I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

  • @[email protected]
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    57•1 year ago

    You’ll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.

    • @[email protected]
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      54•1 year ago

      Well, there’s your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        I’m imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible

  • @[email protected]
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    What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

    If landlords aren’t happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

    • Nate
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      35•1 year ago

      The Twitter account is a meme account, they don’t actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I’ve seen landlords that do expect such.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn’t be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

  • @[email protected]
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    i’d happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

  • @[email protected]
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    36•1 year ago

    I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure

  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    Thank you Dr. PP

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    I got their tip riiight heeere

    • @[email protected]
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      Dick! He’s talking about his dick, guys!!

      • @[email protected]
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        9•1 year ago

        Well now you spoiled the surprise!

        • @[email protected]
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          7•1 year ago

          in the voice of the Mickey Mouse

          We’ll leave this tool for later!

          • swab148
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            2•1 year ago

            Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

      • @[email protected]
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        Pics for proof?

  • @[email protected]
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    14•1 year ago

    If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment

    Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    I’ll tip you negative $1000

  • @[email protected]
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    10•1 year ago

    This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.

    • JokeDeity
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      That was too clever for my dumbass, someone explain.

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        • JokeDeity
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          I’ve fallen so far. 😭

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            • ForestOrca
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              https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/brass-neck
              brass neck
              noun [ S or U ]
              UK informal disapproving
              uk
              /ˌbrɑːs ˈnek/ us
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              a type of behaviour where someone is extremely confident about their own actions but does not understand that their behaviour is unacceptable to others:
              She’s got a brass neck to ask for a day off when we’re so busy.

            • swab148
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              4•1 year ago

              Maybe it’s hard to go for his jugular?

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  • @[email protected]
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    10•1 year ago

    How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.

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