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@[email protected] to Ask [email protected] • 1 year ago

What statistic about yourself would you desire the most to know?

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What statistic about yourself would you desire the most to know?

@[email protected] to Ask [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    I’ve really fantasized about being able to view my stats after I die. I come back to word counts pretty often. Or how many “near misses” I’ve had, if any I suppose.

    • DrMango
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      Holy shit I thought I was the only one. I’ve thought about this for decades! I think it would be so cool to have access to and comprehension of an omniscient record of my life after I die.

      How many liters of urine did I expel? How many birds have I seen? What is my most used word? How many miles have I traveled? The data is endless!

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        What is my most used word?

        The

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 year ago

          Nah pretty sure my would be uuummmm

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Yes yes yes! All these trivial things that I will look up and say “Neat!”. My heaven is pretty simple haha

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  • @[email protected]
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    24•1 year ago

    Number of times people have masturbated to me.

    (Spoiler: it’s zero)

    • @[email protected]
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      22•1 year ago

      Not anymore 🤤

      • Victor
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        9•1 year ago

        Me next?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      but how do you know?!?

  • Psychadelligoat
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    20•1 year ago

    How much splooge I’ve nutted in whatever the funniest whole unit could be

    • ADHDefy
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      My suggestions for units of measurements, in no specific order:

      • Thimbles
      • Water balloons
      • Per hoppus foot
      • Cord and rick
      • Burlap potato sacks
      • Waffle irons
      • Size 11 wooden clogs
      • Drums
      • Silos
      • Minecarts
      • Blimps/zeppelins
      • Potential babies
      • @[email protected]
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        You’ve nutted 397,405 times the total earth population last year. *

        ~measured as per sperm, not by volume or weight~

    • @[email protected]OP
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      6•1 year ago

      Are you by any chance the cum box dude?

      • ADHDefy
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        Oh dear, I was hoping that one would die with reddit.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          3•1 year ago

          Well, it became internet history years ago. So… unless you want to spend your one chance to change history on the removal of the cum box story, I don’t see any other way. Haha

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      I’m thinking teaspoons.

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    Disk, RAM, CPU and GPU usage stats compared to other people. I suppose a lot of them are built like proper servers with their good memory while I can’t remember jack shit, like information from RAM never get stored.

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    How many times I’ve gotten out of a comfortable sitting position to let my dog in

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      In Soviet Russia, Bear-that-ate-dog lets YOU in!

  • HubertManne
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    13•1 year ago

    my massive massive penis length. But not how female I am. or how much of a liar I am.

    • ADHDefy
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      7•1 year ago

      I believe that someday scientists will develop a tool that will be able to accurately measure your gargantuan penis, once we have the technology.

      • HubertManne
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        6•1 year ago

        I look forward to breaking such a tool with my tool.

    • GONADS125
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      Big dicks come with big dick problems.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•1 year ago

    Frequency of nice things said about me per year, especially as a ratio of good to bad.

    I’d be fascinated to know what the peek’s correspond to

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    How many times I’ve been right when my husband and I have differing recollections of something.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    If I made bricks out of all the poop I ever pooped out, and built a 6 ft high wall out of the bricks, how long could I make that wall?

    • @[email protected]
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      Psssh, such a Squirrel answer🐿️

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  • GONADS125
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    I am in the 1% of humans worldwide who can lick their own elbows.

    Please, no autographs…

    Edit: I’m dumb and misread the question. I read it like: “What statistic about yourself do you desire the world to know about?”

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    Give me my brains S.M.A.R.T stats. I feel something has been rattling up there so feel it’s about time to be replaced.

  • @[email protected]OP
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    8•1 year ago

    I would love to know how many websites I’ve visited since I began using the internet.

  • theodewere
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    7•1 year ago

    total number of mouse clicks

    • @[email protected]OP
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      1•1 year ago

      Are you a FPS gamer?

  • balderdash
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    7•1 year ago

    Total hours spent listening to music. And where I am on the leaderboard lol

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