imagine a slider on a video game going way in the other direction, that is. this isn’t like one of those philosophy riddle things

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      “If you’ve managed to quit alcohol - your greatest weakness - perhaps you’ve already found your greatest strength.”

      - Gandalf the Grey

  • @[email protected]
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    381 year ago

    Partial disability from a car breaking my neck and back, causing issues with posture :: I have super human strength and endurance I use to fuck up cars for fun

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    241 year ago

    My greatest weakness is my passivity and inability to make decisions so honestly I have no idea.

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    141 year ago

    A lot of people read this as “your greatest weakness is now gone” which makes sense given the video game slider analogy

    Meanwhile I’m here like “how do I somehow, hilariously, become unstoppable by means of procrastinating everything”?

    But I did think of it: significantly extend my lifespan by procrastinating dying :]

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      It’s not a fortunate power, but time stops for everyone and everything until you are doing something that’s even slightly productive.

      The cosmic burden of knowing that all of time relies on you getting off the couch, grabbing a shower, and getting done whatever tedious chore you’ve been putting off. Constantly.

      Not a boon, but a curse.

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        31 year ago

        thanks i’m pretty sure you just gave my assigned personal hell demon ideas 💀

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      21 year ago

      Nine times out of ten, when a question is asked on the internet- it gets taken out of contexts so the people answering can platform whatever dumb shit they feel they need to say.

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    131 year ago

    I’m a jack of all trades, master of none:m; so I’ll be a virtuoso of one thing.

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    I am procrastinate and don’t fully commit to things: I am well planned and finish everything I lay my hands on.

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    I’m very forgetful, so I guess in this scenario I have an eidetic memory. I become one of those weird guys who wins every game show due to my fantastic recall of everything I’ve ever read, seen or heard.