Australian here. We aren’t drowning in murderous wildlife.

We do have deadly creatures, but the average person will likely never encounter them.

… we did have to ban a peppa pig episode about making friends with random spiders because aaaaa dear christ no, but apart from that really it’s fine here…

There are none. Every single thing said about Florida is absolutely true.

Canada. That we ride polar bears everywhere.

Just ridiculous - polar bears are only in the Arctic. The rest of us commute by moose.