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"no" banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Listen, libs...

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Listen, libs...

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"no" banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    85•1 year ago

    And my adult children don’t speak to me.

    • @[email protected]
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      31•1 year ago

      It’s because college made them leftist antifa of course.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•1 year ago

        Good.

        • @[email protected]
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          14•1 year ago

          Cruising estranged narcissistic conservative parent Facebook tonight.

          • @[email protected]
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            13•1 year ago

            I love that they always manage to demonstrate poor reading comprehension so clearly, like the note about private property is clearly in the context of Marxist beliefs not an assumption the world will be Marxist.

            • @[email protected]
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              7•1 year ago

              Well conservatives are not terribly good readers. That would require education.

          • @[email protected]
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            5•1 year ago

            I want to go to evil school

            • Rob T Firefly
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              2•1 year ago

              Six years in Evil Medical School.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            Apr 1, 2022

            I hope this was an April Fools joke…

            • @[email protected]
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              2•1 year ago

              Nope she’s that crazy.

    • @[email protected]
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      15•1 year ago

      Dad?

      • @[email protected]
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        20•1 year ago

        He said they DON’T speak to him

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          Dad?

          • "no" bananaOP
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            1 year ago

            Dad? More like DADN’T.

  • bquintb
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    46•1 year ago

    Payin’ alimony to own the libs.

  • @[email protected]
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    43•1 year ago

    OMFG, yes!

    I remember a gaming associate crying about how his wife has custody of the kids and blamed it on liberalism. Like, dude, I’m pretty sure women being the default and preferred child raising parent is a traditional viewpoint.

    • @[email protected]
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      25•1 year ago

      A bullshit one at that. By far.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        Yes but, it’s the more conservative practice.

  • @[email protected]
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    30•1 year ago

    Anyone else who was concerned: Sam Elliott’s wife didn’t leave him, and he’s still at least a democrat if not progressive.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      12•1 year ago

      (I was wondering if we were referring to the actual actor, a character that he played, or generic old white men who cosplay as if they work strenuous outdoor jobs).

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        I’ve usually seen this meme used as the generic old white guy cosplaying as a blue collar worker.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      10•1 year ago

      That’s nice to hear

    • nudny ekscentryk
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      deleted by creator

  • pancakes
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    28•1 year ago

    I’m a generally unpleasant person to be around.

    Checkmate liberals.

    • @[email protected]
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      I never express 1 ounce of affection to my children.

      Checkmate, liberals.

  • AgentOrangesicle
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    15•1 year ago

    My faithful dog truck died and I buried him with a beer alongside a dirt road that serves as a metaphor for nothing in particular.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      9•1 year ago

      He died

      of a bullet

      from my gun

      because he was weak

  • @[email protected]
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    11•1 year ago

    No pain no gain

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    Who is this guy and what’s the story?

    • @[email protected]
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      17•1 year ago

      That’s Sam Elliot, makng an appearance in The Big Lebowski. He’s a drunk cowboy at a bowling alley bar.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        8•1 year ago

        How would he get drunk off sarsaparilla?

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          Well, it is Sioux City sarsaparilla

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            2•1 year ago

            It’s a soft drink.

            • @[email protected]
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              2•1 year ago

              They call him the Sody Pop Kid

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          TIL - Genuinely never seen it outside of Fallout New Vegas, and I always assumed it was some sort of tequila based beverage.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        Thank you!

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 year ago

        What the fuck you talking about, man?

        • Rob T Firefly
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          2•1 year ago

          Okay, Dude. Have it your way.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    This is a great opportunity to try men

  • @[email protected]
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    random Ryan Gosling picture

    subtitle: I’m still thinking about her 13 years later and I haven’t been happy in 27 years straight

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    To OwN tHe LiBz!

  • Armok: God of Blood
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    4•1 year ago

    We just need a little more money, Arthur! Tahiti!

    • "no" bananaOP
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      1•1 year ago

      Trust the plan!!

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    WranglerStar, is that you?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      No ascot. Couldn’t be.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      2•1 year ago

      Lmfao that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while!

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      Nah that’s the guy from Dry Creek Wrangler School

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    I feel personally attacked

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    PacWalkin

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