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@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months ago

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@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months ago
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  • @TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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    107•7 months ago

    Truly a wholesome and inspiring post!

    OP should crosspost this to wholesome!!

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      It’s definitely on the level of the average US “wholesome” story.

      “Cancer riddled kid chooses to pay for classmates lunches instead of chemotherapy, dies with a happy smile”

      • @moriquende@lemmy.world
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        9•7 months ago

        Capitalism allowed that kid to die happy

  • @No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    64•7 months ago

    He is truly a good Catholic.
    Murder victims go to heaven while you go straight down to the boiler room after suicide

    Thots and payers, everyone

  • Redroof!9
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    26•7 months ago

    Not all heros wear capes

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      23•7 months ago

      Nor condoms, it turns out.

      • @robocall@lemmy.world
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        8•7 months ago

        Can you get an STD from fucking a corpse?

        • @some_random_nick@lemmy.world
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          7 months ago

          It’s not like the STD vanishes after jumping being pushed.

        • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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          6•7 months ago

          Asking for a friend?

      • Redroof!9
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        3•7 months ago

        Real

  • Prehensile_cloaca
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    18•7 months ago

    Sounds like he’s just an accomplice. Gravity is the killer.

    • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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      6•7 months ago

      Actually the rocks, ground, water etc probably do the actual murdering. Gravity just plays the role of inevitable force or rather acceleration. Rally much innocent like the road is to a car crash even though you wouldn’t have the same crash without the road.

  • @orcrist@lemm.ee
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    16•7 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    14•7 months ago

    Not all heroes wear capes.

  • @can@sh.itjust.works
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    13•7 months ago

    RIP

    • @bstix@feddit.dk
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      6•7 months ago

      It doesn’t mention a cause of death. Someone eventually pursueded hiim?

      • @kibiz0r@midwest.social
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        18•7 months ago

        He had an aneurysm, caused by a horrendous misspelling of the word “persuaded”.

        • @bstix@feddit.dk
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          8•7 months ago

          New phone… my autocorrcors needs practice.

          • @Veneroso@lemmy.world
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            3•7 months ago

            Autobots roll out!

        • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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          2•7 months ago

          Oh no. Is this the fate of everyone who had the misfortune of reading that?

  • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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    7 months ago

    Yeaaa…I feel like this meme would be good if it got rid of the last part. That’s just unnecessary.

    • @ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world
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      26•7 months ago

      I don’t think I could find it, but there’s a different, older version of this meme with the same pic. The punchline is indeed the first part of this one, but it was done in a much more subtle way and didn’t ruin the joke by spelling it out with “murder instead of suicide.”

      Shame on whoever stole the joke and then not only told it badly, but ended it with necrophilia.

    • @PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world
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      11•7 months ago

      That’s the punchline, it’s just very dark humor

      • @Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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        21•7 months ago

        Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

    • @bstix@feddit.dk
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      4•7 months ago

      Someone linked his Wikipedia page elsewhere on this thread. Ofcourse the last part is made up, that’s the joke, but the first part is the feel-good meme that made its rounds several years ago.

    • @Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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      3•7 months ago

      My thought as well, maybe change it to “so it can be an open casket wake” or something

      • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        The shitpost should be less shitposty?

        It’d still work, but that’s against the whole point. I mean, you’re just proving it worked as designed. That’s quality shitposting.

        • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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          -18•7 months ago

          I prefer memes that are funny thx

          • 🩸Bloodmouth🩸
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            10•7 months ago

            Yeah, I know what you mean. It could really use a line or two about cannibalism at the end to round it out.

          • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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            7•7 months ago

            So memes; not Shitposts.

            Fortunately, there’s plenty of meme communities here. Just type “meme” into search and start hitting that +. I’d also recommend blocking shitpost communities if you don’t like them, especially as it seems you’re viewing an uncurated “All”. Hope that helps :)

            • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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              Oh come on. This community is for memes. Whether the original intent was for memes or not, it’s memes.

      • @yamanii@lemmy.world
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        14•7 months ago

        This is why you aren’t making the jokes.

    • @mEEGal@lemmy.world
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      2•7 months ago

      welp, they got me in the first half, not gonna lie.

      That’s why I’d rather keep the last part

    • @fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc
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      Someone will be asking in a moment to tell us that this is shitpost community, some people are too uptight, that its dark humour, and that we should just block the community if we don’t like it.

      Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny, because they lack the emotional depth to understand the ramifications of these concepts.

      • @RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        24•7 months ago

        this is shitpost community, some people are too uptight, its dark humour, you should just block the community if you don’t like it.

      • @PugJesus@lemmy.world
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        3•7 months ago

        Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny, because they lack the emotional depth to understand the ramifications of these concepts.

        As a survivor of multiple suicide attempts (💪), and someone who has lost family members to suicide, suicide jokes can be fucking hilarious.

        You don’t get to decide what parts of the human experience are acceptable to laugh at. For some of us, it’s not just humor, it’s how we endure.

      • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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        Well the suicide/murder part was funny…the raping a dead corpse part was unneeded. I’m not offended or disgusted at all! I just think the last part made the meme worse.

        • @knobpolisher@feddit.nl
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          4•7 months ago

          deleted by creator

          • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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            2•7 months ago

            The couches never complain when JD Vance does his thing. So I won’t complain after I’m gone if this guy picks up my husk later to enjoy it one more time…or a few times. He doesn’t say how many times he’s gonna do me.

      • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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        2•7 months ago

        Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny,

        Did your parents tell you about themselves as a bed time story?

  • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    6•7 months ago

    SexyLosers tier joke.

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