The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity!
Professor: Your tux doesn’t fit because you stole it from a boy.
Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.
Lol I missed that one, good line. Was it with the penguins?
Nope it was the one where the Professor doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore. (The evolution episode.)
Another of the best lines
The supreme rulers are hardly known by their subjects.
The lesser are loved and praised.
The even lesser are feared.
The least are despised.
Those who show no trust will not be trusted.
Those who are quiet value the words.
When their task is completed, people will say:
We did it ourselves.
–Tao Te Ching, Chapter 17
Wow, thanks I’ve got some reading to do.
That book changed my life.
My mantra for life.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
When they’re getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
😀😦😀😦😀😦
This one regularly works its wait into my daily speech
"You can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music’
“I could if you hadn’t turned on the lights and shut off the stereo.”
Wait, I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.
🎵We’re whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain’t no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing this whalin’ tune! 🎵
That’s not an astronaut, that’s a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
I died doing what I loved!
Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it’s a space ship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
Good news! It’s a suppository!
Don’t you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
Bender: “So people will actually pay money to find love…? I have an idea, an idea so genius…” gavel sounds “Stupid anti-pimping laws!”
“Bender we love you!”
Shut up baby. I know it
Thus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But…
Once And For All.
