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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 6 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    45•6 months ago

    Any explanation why the elk did that? (Other than “because he can”, of course)

    • kamenLady.
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      80•6 months ago

      Bull elk, you see, like to douse themselves in urine to attract the females. The urine soaks into their hair and gives them a distinct smell which attracts cows

      Source

      • Mayor Poopington
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        52•6 months ago

        Furiously scribbles notes

      • @[email protected]
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        26•6 months ago

        Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray

        • @[email protected]
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          31•6 months ago

          Unfair comparison, this one actually attracts lady elk.

          • Ignotum
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            11•6 months ago

            I’ve been using axe body spray as a lady repellent for years, as well as a man repellent,
            it repels most things actuallily if you just aim it at their eyes

      • @[email protected]
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        20•6 months ago

        My first thought was the rinse his eyes of an irritant. Scent makes more sense. No pun intended.

        • Elvith Ma'for
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          6•6 months ago

          It makes scents!

      • @[email protected]
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        12•6 months ago

        this is why i’m a lesbian

        • @[email protected]
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          14•6 months ago

          To attract cows?

          • @[email protected]
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            Yeah, maybe adopt a calf with a nice cow someday.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•6 months ago

        Ah yes, I should’ve figured.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•6 months ago

      The lady elk love it

  • qyron
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    37•6 months ago

    The dude is just aplying an extra layer of musk. The ladies are going to go wild on him.

    • @[email protected]
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      17•6 months ago

      Joking aside, that actually is why he’s doing it.

      • qyron
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        19•6 months ago

        I know. But conveying information doesn’t need to be done in a boring way.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•6 months ago

          Wasn’t sure if it was just a joke. It was not!

  • @[email protected]
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    30•6 months ago

    Anyone wanna watch me try? Please?

    • @[email protected]
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      24•6 months ago

      There are communities for that, I’m sure, but this one is for shitposting

  • @[email protected]
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    29•6 months ago

    Shower of Power.

  • @[email protected]
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    20•6 months ago

    Is this possible? Wait a moment…

    • @[email protected]OP
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      16•6 months ago

      Anything is possible if you really believe in yourself!

    • @[email protected]
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      5•6 months ago

      Do you need a video tutorial?

      • @[email protected]
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        2•6 months ago

        No, it’s a perfect perpetomobile.

    • Deacon
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      3•6 months ago

      I’ve done it by accident more than once so it must be possible.

    • M137
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      It’s right there in the image… Did you somehow not comprehend the photo? How could you ask if something is possible when you’ve literally just seen it.

      Anyway, here’s the video of that very event:

      https://youtu.be/eONF4dd6pWw?si=kkTenU2SiAH8OonF

  • Metostopholes
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    14•6 months ago

    My spirit animal.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•6 months ago

    Everyone likes their own brand

  • @[email protected]
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    3•6 months ago

    I read an article recently about how Yellowstone rangers are pretty good at dealing with traffic jams like this, because they happen so often in areas where there are bears

  • M137
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    Here’s the video:

    https://youtu.be/eONF4dd6pWw?si=kkTenU2SiAH8OonF

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