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The airline pilot?!?
You may be thinking of Bam Ding Ow.
I think they were referring to Wi To Lo.
Nooo the pilot for that was Sum Ting Wong
Dave.
No last name, just Dave.
Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
Joke Dave boss Pope 🤣 Hook hand man car door
I’d go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like… Biggus Dickus
What’s so funny about ‘Biggus Dickus’?
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’.
He has a wife you know.
My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I’m a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:
“I’m as hard as a diamond” “Dont bite this diamond” “This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure”
I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha
“Diamonds are forever” and “Diamonds are a woman’s best friends” are interesting catch phrases too
Is this Jack Ruby’s lemmy account?
Too Many Pancakes.
Because I’m fat but flat.
Fair lmao
Chode Loadington
And I, Load Chodington, will be your arch nemesis and steal all your roles.
Ugot Badtaste
If you’re watching me then you definitely do. Lol
Al Dente: the perfect balance between soft and hard.
Phil McKraken
Phil McRevis
Clyde Taurez
Dick Fitzwell
Haywood Jablome
Harry Ballzanya
Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that
Rock Hardman
A Hideo Kojima inspired porno, no doubt.
Nano Soft
Average Richard
Standard rules. Middle name and the street you grew up on.
Alan Woodbine.
Jared 832N County. Sexy
Johnson Street would be great for this… if I had one.
Francisco 22…
I would go through LinkedIn and pick a person at random, use their name with the exact same spelling and any alphabet soup they have behind their name
Jerry Thompson, Esq Mary Kowalski, F.A.C.S. Dr. Alan Carter, DDS, FACP
These are all fake btw. I mean they may not be but if they are it’s genuinely a coincidence. That would be so weird
