Found myself among the council this morning.

  • FuglyDuck
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    371 month ago

    Somehow I get the feeling you’re going to be the next offering. Just a guess.

      • FuglyDuck
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        61 month ago

        that’s an awful thing to do to a person. the council is EVIL.

    • @[email protected]
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      101 month ago

      Definitely a conference on how to kill you. There’s about to be a surprise roller skate at the top of the stairs.

  • @[email protected]
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    131 month ago

    One of my cats likes to go in the shower right after we use it. Then she’ll come and sit on my lap and get my lap wet.

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    Kitties in the Bathroom

    [Verse 1] Yo, it’s late at night, I’m chillin’ in my zone, Heard a little splash, now I’m not alone. Pushed the door open, what do I see? Three little kitties makin’ waves in the sea! Paws in the water, they’re havin’ a blast, Splish-splash everywhere, movin’ way too fast. One’s got the soap, the other’s got the scrub, Kitties in the bathroom, takin’ over the tub!

    [Chorus] Kitties in the bathroom, kitties in the tub, Furry little rebels, makin’ a flood. Paws all wet, but they don’t give a heck, Kitties in the bathroom, what the heck’s next?

    [Verse 2] One’s got the loofah, the other’s got the spray, They’re scrubbin’ their whiskers, it’s a kitty spa day! Rubber ducky’s floatin’, they’re chasin’ it around, Splashin’ like they’re pros, makin’ bubbly sounds. I tried to grab a towel, but they knocked it away, “This is our bathroom now, human, no way!” They’re flickin’ their tails, drippin’ water on the floor, Kitties in the bathroom, who could ask for more?

    [Chorus] Kitties in the bathroom, kitties in the tub, Furry little rebels, makin’ a flood. Paws all wet, but they don’t give a heck, Kitties in the bathroom, what the heck’s next?

    [Bridge] They’re climbin’ on the faucet, turnin’ knobs with their paws, Now the water’s overflowin’, breakin’ all the laws. I’m slippin’ on the tiles, tryna keep my cool, But these kitties own the throne, they’re the kings of the pool!

    [Verse 3] Finally got ‘em out, wrapped ‘em up in a towel, They’re purrin’ like a motor, no more water howl. But as I turn around, what do I see? They’re plottin’ their next move, starin’ right at me. Kitties in the bathroom, it’s a daily fight, But I wouldn’t trade ‘em, nah, they’re my delight. So next time you hear splashes, don’t be alarmed, It’s just the kitties in the bathroom, keepin’ it warm!

    [Chorus] Kitties in the bathroom, kitties in the tub, Furry little rebels, makin’ a flood. Paws all wet, but they don’t give a heck, Kitties in the bathroom, what the heck’s next?

    [Outro] Kitties in the bathroom, yeah, they run the show, From the sink to the tub, they’re the bosses, yo. So if you see ‘em splashin’, just let ‘em be, ‘Cause kitties in the bathroom are livin’ life free! 🐾

  • @[email protected]
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    41 month ago

    Do they run in and take over the space when they see you going in, or did you peek in to see what shenanigans they were up to in the bathroom?

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      We actually have to keep the bathroom closed because the little one likes to mutilate toilet paper rolls. I leave the door open when I get ready for work and when I turned around they were like this!