His mistake: She’s clearly a keeper.
A nose keeper
“When she stole my nose, she also stole my heart.”
He has no sense of humor. Not a loss in any way.
Definitely not. It would need three more frames.
Jokes on you im into that shit.
Literally
You’re such a brownnoser.
Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.
Exaaaactly this. If you can’t laugh at yourself and me while we’re naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you’re having, really.
I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic
No way is Elon Musk that cool.
Exactly. Also, you know he’d hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.
Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy. Not worth complaining about but I’m happy you made this and will be something I’ll try to do in the future
I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
https://threadfaker.com/But it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.
But won’t someone think of the poor ad revenue
“He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said ‘got your nose Donald’ and he kept coming back for more”
Is this Elon Musk but on Threads? lol
You got his nose but he’s got pink eye
That’s why you wear goggles, duh.
Ze goggles do nothing!
Here, have the visual version 🙂
That’s actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of “pussy”.
“pussy”“pusay”
Pisay Pao. Z Nation was fun.
what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top
A shitpost is happening
He’s mad because she never gave it back.
Probably fucking dead. Hard to breath without a nose.
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
Well it’s been a while, wink wink.
Oh my, now I’m blushing.
I don’t miss the sorry excuse for a human I used to have sex with. I miss the sex. Solo activities make me feel lonely though, and I can’t navigate someone new at this age. So it’s all just drying up like an old chip.
I’m sorry to hear that. I miss a lot, both the sex and the feeling of closeness with someone. My social life in general has more or less evaporated in the past few years, so the challenge of navigating someone new isn’t even an option for me.
It’s so hard. I’m sorry.
I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal…
She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it…
Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing’s gonna change the fact that it’s a shriveled sack of nuts.
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that’s about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don’t have a dick of my own, and yes, I’m aware that it’s a skill issue.
The only thing?
Borrowing is not an option?
Every time I’ve ever mentioned that there’s people who do this, the reactions I get from people who have one are… not pleased.
Actually now that I think about it, I think it’s because most of those folks don’t want to see other people’s Johnsons. I guess there’s not as much overlap between people who have dingalings and people who want to see them as there could be.
I think it’s because most of those folks don’t want to see other people’s Johnsons.
I mean… Men who like men exist, though I say that as a pan-guy that doesn’t really seek out penis. Not repulsed, they just seem boring. Seeing them dressed up is actually funny and interesting until I get bored
as a humor source, dressing up dongs and nutsacks has potential (gross as I find the organs), but for porn, does it work for people who are into dicks?
In my experience, people who like cock and balls generally like looking at cock and balls in porn, if only for help fantasising about playing with said cock and balls. Dressing them up makes them less sexual and more humourous, which someone might be into in the same way as playing “got your nose” with your arse cheeks. Though it’s only funny for a split second when you’re not expecting it, then you actually have to remove the costume in order to access the cock and balls.
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers
hurk
Now now, let’s not kinkshame.
you’re right…
but you gotta know sometimes the hurk is involuntary
Couldn’t help thinking of this sketch… https://youtube.com/watch?v=alwARbVmWjQ
classic
Bro if a girl did this to me I’d never leave
Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
Tycho Brahe wouldn’t be phased.
True, and I’d be right where I wanna be
honestly you don’t want a guy with no sense of humor anyway
It’s important not to peak too early. How was he ever suppose to top that?
A actual shitpost
