In media, there are sometimes stories where a person is cloned/duplicated (usually with identical memories) and the clone is murderous towards the original. Usually it’s something like “I knew there could be only one of us, and you would do the same”. Sometimes, they’re able to work things out and can share a single public identity, or duplication gives one copy a chance to do go off and live a new life that they always wanted.

How would you and your duplicate get along? Assume you are living like you do today, in a society where duplication is unheard of and has no legal precedent.

  • NONE
    link
    fedilink
    4419 days ago

    Nah, We would become buddies. We would pretend to be twins in public. We’d split the work, I’d go one week and he’d go the other. We’d play Soulcalibur and Tekken and since we’d both be equally bad it wouldn’t be frustrating.

    • HubertManne
      link
      fedilink
      1419 days ago

      It would be hard to alternate work if its a professional role. You would have to do like update sessions and it would make more work for both of you relative to pay.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    2819 days ago

    We’d get along fine, but feeding two people on one salary will definitely be annoying (my job has a non-competition clause where I can’t pick up a second job in the same field), and getting enough adhd meds for the both of us will be impossible due to strict regulations here.

    One of us still could bring value to the household by being the designated bangmaid though

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      1819 days ago

      you job barely pays enough to feed you AND and you have a noncompete?

      There is almost no way that’s enforceable.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        1119 days ago

        Nono, it feeds me comfortably, I’m just really into saving up since I want to own an apartment one day and I’d definitely be annoyed at having to feed an extra person with no prior notice.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      118 days ago

      I would trade meticulous handover notes fit in to the working week if it meant I could work one week on, one week off.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    2619 days ago

    Probably spend the first couple of days fucking and then figure out what happens next after that.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1119 days ago

      i’ve learned recently that there’s a surprisingly large number of people that find me attractive despite my size and age; i would 100% create an only fans page with my duplicate to capitalize on this fact. lol

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          619 days ago

          they somehow find me “charming” so i would have to record myself at least twice, with each time recording one half of a conversation; not that, that’s a bad thing since some small part of me has been looking for a new hobby and video editing might prove to be as lucrative as my last passionate hobby with linux programming. lol

  • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N
    link
    fedilink
    English
    1818 days ago

    I’d finally have a reliable coop gaming partner. Neither of us would squander that truly priceless gift.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    1819 days ago

    I don’t think I’d kill me. I think it would be cool for one of us to commit a brazen crime in broad daylight whilst also having a rock-solid alibi. I couldn’t have killed that person; I was giving a speech to 100 people at the time who can all testify for me. Give detectives etc a real head-scratcher when all the evidence points towards me being the culprit but I was also undeniably somewhere else.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      319 days ago

      I’m picturing me and my duplicate having a fight that devolved into us actually trying to kill each other over this because honestly, I’d rather shoot a man…no scratch that, I’d rather BE shot than give a speech in front of a significant number of people.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        118 days ago

        Even better then, your speech would be so memorably bad that people would be even more certain it was you and you couldn’t have been elsewhere.

  • Noxy
    link
    fedilink
    English
    1519 days ago

    hell no, we’d start an onlyfans.

  • Cruxifux
    link
    fedilink
    1319 days ago

    I think we would get along well because I love people who laugh at my jokes and nobody laughs as hard at my jokes as I do, except maybe my wife, who after 12 years together still laughs harder than anyone I’ve ever met at my jokes.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    1019 days ago

    I’ve seen so many TV shows, movies, even commercials where a clone or future self doesn’t get along with his twin. I don’t understand this. I think I’d get along swimmingly with myself. I mean what’s better than spending time with someone who thinks like you do?

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    1019 days ago

    Do we have the same personality? Because I don’t see why it would escalate to murder. I don’t like violence.

    I think most likely is we’d take turns going to work, and one of us would always get to stay home and procrastinate on chores. For some people that probably wouldn’t work as the duplicate would point out they have no obligation to their original, but I have a million siblings so an obsession with fairness has been hard-coded into my brain. We would work the exact same amount of hours and split all our sweets perfectly evenly.

    I think the big downside is that I’d probably have to stop going to the gym. Alternating days would effectively halve my progress, and I’m not buying twice as much protein power.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    1018 days ago

    A friend who thinks exactly the same as I do and can get excited at the same ideas? Hell yeah, we’d be inseparable. I have so many projects that would be much easier done with two people. Also, free gym buddy/trainer. My partner would be into it as well for a multitude of reasons. The only trouble would be living space.

    I can’t think of anything worthwhile we can do as a single legal entity so first thing we’d do is probably acquire a new legal identity so we can legally work and be taxed separately and just generally participate in society. It would be pretty easy to prove that we’re genetically identical and therefore are identical twins born at the same time at the same place to the same parents. Everything else can be chalked up to clerical error. The people in charge of this aren’t paid enough to care and dig any further than that.

  • Johannes Jacobs
    link
    fedilink
    1019 days ago

    I’d give him the keys, the passwords, and wish him good luck with my life. BUH BEYE!

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      718 days ago

      If he’s you and you want to be free of your life and wish it could be someone else’s problem then your duplicate is just going to run a mile and thank their lucky stars for this break.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    1019 days ago

    No. We would go camping and do cool stuff together. The only conflict I foresee is taking turns on the gaming PC, but we would be happy to work together to build a second one.