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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 month ago

Rocky rock rocking

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Rocky rock rocking

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 month ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    18•1 month ago

    Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

    It’s a jpeg.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 month ago

      Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 month ago

      Ce n’est pas un rocher

  • @[email protected]
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    15•1 month ago

    I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.

    Well rounded

    Uniform oval shape

    Well distributed grain

    Minimal color invariance

    Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant

    Higher than average support threshold

    Aerodynamic

    Hydrodynamic

    No moss (that’s always a plus)

    No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

    Negative wobblyness

    3 dimensional

    Positive spinniness

    Nice all around silicate spectrum

    Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

    High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)

    Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)

    Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

    Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

    Gravitationally bound to Earth system

    Free range Baryonic matter contents

    All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

    Rate: 5/7

    7/7 with rice

    Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

    Judgement: 👍

    • madjo
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      3•1 month ago

      It’s a perfect 5 out of 7

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 month ago

      you’re right. no arguments here

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 month ago

      Why is moss bad?!

      • @[email protected]
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        It’s not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 month ago

      I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock

  • @[email protected]
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    12•1 month ago

    Sorry its a pebble.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•1 month ago

    rock

    Clearly a stone.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 month ago

      Failed again.

      It’s an image.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 month ago

        It’s clearly just binary code.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 month ago

          Duh those are electrons.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•1 month ago

            More like quarks and other shit.

            • IninewCrow
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              2•1 month ago

              This is all just a collective hallucination

              • @[email protected]
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                2•1 month ago

                How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real

                • IninewCrow
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                  1•1 month ago

              • @[email protected]
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                1•1 month ago

                Right on, man.

                • IninewCrow
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                  1•1 month ago

                  Are you talking to me?

                  Or are you talking to yourself?

                  Or am I talking to myself?

            • Ziglin (it/they)
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              2•1 month ago

              The “other shit” being mostly electrons and photons.

              • @[email protected]
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                2•1 month ago

                Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.

          • @[email protected]
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            But we might be living in a simulation, so the electrons are probably just binary code.

    • originalucifer
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      1•1 month ago

      maybe a pebble. need banana for scale

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 month ago

        Macrosand

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 month ago

          you mean gravel?

    • @[email protected]
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      0•1 month ago

      You’re just like Hitler, blocked.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 month ago

    That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.

    • RandomStickman
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      2•1 month ago

      Ce n’est pas un rocher

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 month ago

        “Ceci” si tu veux être précis

    • Miles O'Brien
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      1•1 month ago

      No, that’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock.

    • Rhaedas
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      To further the spirit of the topic:

      picture: An individual painting, drawing, or other representation on a surface, of an object or objects; esp. such a representation as a work of art. (Now the prevailing sense.)

      image: An optical appearance or counterpart of an object, such as is produced by rays of light either reflected as from a mirror, refracted as through a lens, or falling on a surface after passing through a small aperture. Such an appearance may also be a mere subjective impression on the sense of sight, as an after-image (q.v.), and the negative image or accidental image seen after looking intently at a bright-coloured object, and having a colour complementary to that of the object. An image produced by reflexion or refraction is called in Optics a real image when the rays from each point of the object actually meet at a point, a virtual image when they diverge as if from a point beyond the reflecting or refracting body.

      Source: the interweb. Fight me.

      • KingJalopy
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        1•1 month ago

        I’m here to put the F back in Art

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 month ago

    Image was made with AI

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 month ago

      Liked by a bot

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 month ago

    It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

  • socsa
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    4•1 month ago

    Hey fuck you buddy

    • @[email protected]
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      You’re awfully brave for someone who’s within rock range.

      • snooggums
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        1•1 month ago

        stone range

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 month ago

          Just found the name of my new Nickelback / Imagine Dragons spin off band 🤘🪨

        • @[email protected]
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          -1•1 month ago

          PEBBLE RANGE YOU RETARD!

          • @[email protected]
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            2•1 month ago

            Oh using the R word there mongoloid? Nice

          • snooggums
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            0•1 month ago

            You can’t just toss around slurs like pebble!

            • @[email protected]
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              You’re right, sorry. It’s an affordable grey egg.

              YOU RETARD!

    • @[email protected]
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      0•1 month ago

      I’m not your buddy, Pal!

      • @[email protected]
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        0•1 month ago

        I’m not your pal, Guy!

        • @[email protected]
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          I’m not your guy, fwend!

        • @[email protected]
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          I’m not your Guy, Champ!

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 month ago

    Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 month ago

      Even a pebble

      My god, when do the lies end?!

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 month ago

    That’s pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 month ago

      “The guy made a million dollars!”

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 month ago

    IT’S A STONE

    • SendPicsofSandwiches
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      5•1 month ago

      • @[email protected]
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        Get your head out of the sand, bird man!

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 month ago

      The scale isn’t too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.

      • @[email protected]
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        Oh that’s such a typical response from the kind of person in the subgroup I have now mentally assigned you to based off my preconceptions about anyone who gives descriptions of that stone that differ from mine!

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 month ago

      Stony stone stoning

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 month ago

    It’s clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 month ago

    Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks

  • Dr. Moose
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    3•1 month ago

    Clearly it’s an egg of a momma stone

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 month ago

    The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can’t be the product of chance

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